Son Of The Worst Of Track 13!

Are we above cheap Blonde jokes here at THE VERY HEAVY UNCLE SHOW?

No.  Not at all.    Let us begin....

From VHUS v.21:

What do you give the Blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.

How do you tell if a Blonde did your landscaping?
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

See... the bushes are darker... because blondes... oh never mind!

And from VHUS v.24:

Everybody likes to build snowmen, right? But why does it take longer to build a Blonde one?  You have to hollow out the head!

How do you make a Blonde's eyes light up? 

Shine a flashlight in her ear, but make sure her mouth is closed.



I once knew a Blonde who I thought loved to party, because she had T.G.I.F. painted on her shoes in glitter? 

Turns out, it meant "TOES GO IN FIRST!"

Time for one more!

I also knew a Blonde who got fired from her job at the M&M factory after only ONE day. She was the proofreader!

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UPCOMING PROGRAMME STUFF!!

Thursday, April 13:

Premiere!   The all-new VHUS v.72!

Monday, April 17:

The Best Of Uncle's In-Box!

Thursday, April 20:

From The Vault: VHUS Classic Encore v.14!

Monday, April 24:

Don't worry, we'll think of something!

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