Tuesday, March 26, 2019

VHUS 44 Returns! (and a look back at my racist roots...)






Some queries from listeners requiring clarification:

"I thought VHUS had two blogs, a YouTube channel AND a Facebook page?   I keep hearing about them, but I can't find them."

Short answer: we DID have those social media niceties... WAY back in 2015 when these episodes were originally produced.    With the exception of the blog you are currently reading - absolutely NO ONE could be bothered to look at the rest of our cool online stuff.   So I shit-canned it all and used my time and energy elsewhere.     (No big loss, IMHO.)

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"Where can we buy the music we hear on VHUS?   Either Amazon doesn't carry it, or it's WAY too expensive there."

Very good question.    Since VHUS cut back to the Pod-O-Matic "welfare" level (free), we lost a chunk of our ability to showcase the myriad bands, labels and independent prog rock & metal stores that helped power our playlist.

But honestly, if you can't find this stuff online... you're not trying hard enough.

Try these 2 online stores for starters.    Both are run by pros who love and understand the music and the artists.

VHUS Primary Music Vendor "L" 

VHUS Primary Music Vendor "S" 

There are probably a dozen or so more if you Google deeply enough (there were once HUNDREDS of these roaming the planet back in the 90's).

And then there's this little outfit called BANDCAMP.   Try that too.

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"I love the repeats, but I REALLY want to hear some new episodes.  When are you going to get off your ass and give us the good stuff again?"

A dozen variables in my current life would have to violently shift before I could crank up the VHUS machine again.   The odds of that happening soon are remote.   As in probably never.

As for the endless cycle of repeats... that too is coming to an end.     

I executed this infinite loop mostly to maintain "brand awareness" while I tried to wrestle my real life into submission - with the fringe benefit of gaining a substantial bunch of new listeners who missed things the first time around.   But based on the last few months of ratings, we've not only plateaued... but are in the early stages of a death spiral.

As such, I have decided to shut down all platforms (with the possible exception of the VHUS Dropbox Archive) at the end of the current repeat cycle.   This will toll the final bell sometime between Halloween and Thanksgiving, 2019.   I believe the dead horse has been sufficiently flogged.

On to business:
  
 



What occurred October 1st, 2015?
  • RIVERSIDE!
  • Amateur comic relief? Not here...
  • SPOCK'S BEARD!
  • The Devil's favorite board game!
  • KROKUS!
  • Uncle D.L.'s 8-Track Museum!
  • PURSON!
  • No religion is safe from TRACK 13!
  • LEAVES’ EYES!
  • More movie reviews from The Pacific Rim!
  • UNCLE ACID AND THE DEADBEATS!
  • Why Uncle isn't married (The Short Version).
Plus more sandalwood-fueled prog rock, metal, comedy and classic rock obscura! JOIN US!
     
Very Heavy, Very Uncle.

<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.44 from Pod-O-Matic>












Visit the VHUS Archive @ Dropbox 
(18 curated classic episodes - sometimes we change them.  sometimes...



STREAM VHUS v44 @ Pod-O-Matic


CONTACT VHUS!
(We still check the InBox now and then)





Thanks for listening!
Uncle D.L.

The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017?

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From the Photo Gallery... a good chum of mine recently called me out about one of my off-the-cuff comments which she perceived as racist.    I didn't see it that way, and I do not consider myself a racist - not a vicious one anyway.    I do not own a MAGA cap.   Nowhere in my home will you find a lawn jockey, a Nazi flag, an AR-15 w/bump stock, a white hood re-purposed for beekeeping or Confederate-themed bath towels (which would have to be washed separately - too much hassle).

Then she started questioning my white-bread upbringing in the deep south (of MIssouri?!?).    So I started looking for proof in the family photo archives - and boy did I find it.    Nature vs. nurture?    Looks like the latter....  I am so ashamed.

       












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Thursday, March 14, 2019

Happy Saint Patrick's Day from VHUS!!






Dad is better.   Not MUCH MUCH better, but sufficiently improved that I'm no longer required to "babysit" him 24/7.

My next tour-of-inspection is next week.    I don't expect the house to pass a white glove test, but I'm also hoping I won't be forced to hire a nurse and a crusty housekeeper to keep him out of next season's lineup of "Hoarders."   Fingers crossed.

  
 



What occurred September 17th, 2015?
  • GOBLIN REBIRTH!
  • Uncle D.L.'s forgotten hell-spawn.
  • GHOST!
  • The Devil was never confused, NEVER confused!!!
  • KINGCROW!
  • Cherry Five hops aboard the reunion money-train.
  • URIAH HEEP!
  • It’s LSD (Listener-Submission-Day) on TRACK 13!
  • NORTHWINDS!
  • Don't expect to fund your retirement with your DVD collection!
  • LIZARD!
  • Imported UK comedy from LEE EVANS!
And more sandalwood-fueled prog rock, metal, comedy and classic rock obscura! JOIN US!
     
Very Heavy, Very Uncle.

<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.43 from Pod-O-Matic>


In celebration of Saint Patrick's weekend - here's a direct link to VHUS Archive episode 70, our legendary Celtic Rock show from 2017.






















Download The Very Celtic Uncle Show 










Visit the VHUS Archive @ Dropbox 
(18 curated classic episodes - sometimes we change them.  sometimes...



STREAM VHUS v43 @ Pod-O-Matic


CONTACT VHUS!
(We still check the InBox now and then)





Thanks for listening!
Uncle D.L.

The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017?

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Nothing from the Photo Gallery this week.   I had originally intended to include a somewhat embarrassing pic of yours truly - bearded, tipsy and wielding a 30 pound shillelagh - from my frosh year at The University Of Missouri @ Rolla (circa 1977)...

...but naturally I couldn't find it.   So here's an image from the greatest Irish sitcom of all time to fill the space.


DRINK!!
Have a reasonably safe and sane St. Pat's.
ARSE!!!!   
And don't get anybody pregnant!
GIRLS!!!!








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