VHUS Encore 30! + 3 Bathing Suits Outside Branson Missouri

This weeks' top story:

How to know if a new girlfriend is a keeper?

Due to extremely negative feedback from the VHUS fan/reader-base - the previously published gag has been removed.
   
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New (old) to Pod-O-Matic this week:

<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.30 HERE>

What occurred March 12th, 2015?

• TIAMAT!
• Uncle's clown-phobia gets put to the ultimate test!
• BLACK WIDOW!
• A 14-CD live box set that’s NOT from The Grateful Dead?!?
• AGNIESZKA SWITA!
• The Devil's joke-book steps WAY over the line!
• ARJEN LUCASSEN!
• Podcasting tips for the timid.
• VANDEN PLAS!
• The best "Smoking Room" in Britain.
• SYLVAN!
• Comedy from EDDIE IZZARD!

Plus more blacklight-fueled prog rock, metal, comedy and classic rock obscura!      
Very Heavy, Very Uncle.

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The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017?

From the family photo archive.

Back in the 1950's (long before most of you were born), young adults flocked to the lake on the weekend.   If the lake was too crowded - or too far away - you went to the next best outdoor hotspot: The local rock quarry!    Often flooded, there was plenty of water for diving & swimming, lots of privacy and tons of rocks for sunbathing, etc.

Found this pic in the archive.   A few observations.

• For the mid 1950's this considered fairly provocative swimwear.   I like it.
• None of these three young ladies is my mother.
• If I had access to a time machine, I would bang every one of them.
• Sad but true: Any member of this trio still alive in 2018 is now ~80 years old.
• I REALLY like the one in the middle.   I should ask my father who she is.  

 

 

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Sixteen Candles? Hilarious! Quadruple that? Not So Funny...

This weeks' top story:

Re: My recent SITUATIONS VACANT listing for a new lady-friend.

Thanks for nothing, guys.   And I mean that.
   
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New (old) to Pod-O-Matic this week:

<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.29 HERE>

What occurred February 25th, 2015?

• THRESHOLD!
• Who’s REALLY behind our crappy weather?
• COMEDY OF ERRORS!
• Red Alert!  The return of The Devil's Ginger joke book! 
• ANIMA MORTE! 
• The most outrageous TV show in New Zealand!
• BEARDFISH!
• What album was playing when Uncle (finally) became a man?
• HEAD EAST!
• French For Graduate Students: Lost in translation.
• BILLY CONNOLLY!

Plus more blacklight-fueled prog rock, metal, comedy and classic rock obscura!      
Very Heavy, Very Uncle.

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The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017?

From the family photo archive.    Bitter and sweet.

1959: Uncle D.L. contemplating ONE candle.

Tomorrow: 59 candles later.   Uncle D.L. is still contemplating.   And plans to get mattress-pissing drunk in the process.    Alone.   Oh so horribly alone....

I don't want to be 60.  I really fucking don't. 

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VHUS Temporarily Out Of Pod-O-Matic Bandwidth.

Be back Monday, August 13th with Classic Encore #29.

Your Favorite Uncle


Stream VHUS v.28 on POM here.

or

Check out our VHUS Dropbox archive if you're desperate for the deep stuff.

Uncle Returns to Full Power in VHUS Classic Encore 28!

This weeks' top story:

Still happening:  Uncle is actively seeking a new girlfriend.   Seriously.

Be aware that you'll be catching him on the rebound from a very malicious breaking-of-the heart.... but you will NOT find a nicer, cleaner, more charming low-mileage paramour anywhere on the planet.

You all know Uncle from the top down.   He's not perfect, but he's real.
  
Here's what Uncle would like YOU to bring to the table:

Age 40 - 50 preferred.   (Negotiable.)
English as first language, or a well-mastered second language.

Well educated, with the potential to develop an appreciation for progressive music, foreign film, and non-reality television.    A medium-level sense of humor is mandatory.

You must be honest, sincere, caring, sensitive and emotionally sound.   (We have a ZERO baggage policy.)   No bullshit, no lies, no excuses.

Alcoholic?  Pill junkie?  Gambling addict?   Compulsive liar?   PASS!!
 
NO part-time boyfriends, ex-lovers, or lingering husbands allowed.  Period.
Children?   Must be grown, gone and self-supporting. 
Grandchildren?   As above.

Real Life: You absolutely do not have to be an ex-supermodel or one of those "Featured MILFs" from Pornhub.    An "Average" physique across the board is perfectly satisfactory.  (But not too much "Above" average...)

Tall?   Petite?   Curvy?   Blonde?   Ginger?   Brunette?   Dominant?  Submissive?     I don't care.     But teeth ARE required.

Body piercings?  Nope.   Ink?  The less the better.
  Minimal domestic skills required.    Pay commensurate with experience.

Address SERIOUS inquiries to our e-mail addy below.
   
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New (old) to Pod-O-Matic this week:

<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.28 HERE>

What occurred February 11th, 2015?

• OPETH!
• Uncle D.L. returns to active duty!
• BIG BIG TRAIN!
• The Devil reveals his college major!
• MESSENGER!
• How to ignore a boring new roommate!
• ORCHID!
• Audrey's World Series Of Heavy Listeners!
• LUNATIC SOUL!
• A convent full of Devilish nun jokes!
• HAWKWIND!
• Korea makes monster movies? 
• SPINAL TAP!

Plus more blacklight-fueled prog rock, metal, comedy and classic rock obscura!      
Very Heavy, Very Uncle.

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VHUS Archive @ Dropbox  

DOWNLOAD VHUS v.28 HERE

STREAM VHUS v28 @ Pod-O-Matic 



CONTACT US!
(We still check the InBox once in a while)

Thanks for listening!
Uncle D.L.

The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017?

By popular demand: The triumphant return of family photos from the archive. 

Long before I was a gleam in my father's eye.... My "Big Brother" Halbert plays hide-and-seek with the camera.

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