VHUS Classic Encore 14! And my groovy first dog!

This weeks' top story:

The Very Heavy Nitro: 1

Highway-crossing-Bambi: 0

(sorry, the pics are too gross to share)

The VH Nitro suffered moderate cosmetic damage.     The pilot went into mild shock, vomited profusely, and is still waiting for his heart rate to drop below 150 bpm.    Luckily, there was no soiling of the knickers.

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What occurred July 23rd, 2014?

• AFTER FOREVER!
• What’s REALLY going on in that vacant Wal-Mart building?
• AIRBAG!
• Got a spoiled stepdaughter? The Devil has psychological warfare tips.
• KNIGHT AREA!
• When crotch-sniffing dogs take it up a notch!
• FATES WARNING!
• Our first hint of World Wide fame (but no fortune)!
• JETHRO TULL!
• Track 13: The Devil under cover.
• MAD PUPPET!
• We pick on a certain self-important horror magazine. Again.
• HUMBLE PIE! 

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Uncle D.L.

The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017?

I finally finished my digital assault on the family photo archives.   No beards this round, but rather a pic of our first dog: Mitzi.   

This pic was taken in our first house - actually a nicely converted chicken coop.   I think this pic actually predates the birth of your favorite uncle by a year, maybe two.    And since my family never throws ANYTHING away, I'm willing to bet that awesome blanket still lurks somewhere in Dad's basement... and I WILL find it!

Never give your Valentine's Day hooker the nickname "Droopy."

If anyone cares, Valentine's Day is Wednesday.    
Don't forget the "significant other" in your life.

Or your wife.

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We now have a fresh dollop of bandwidth to waste, so what better time to resurrect the long-absent VHUS v.6 from the Spring of 2014 (and rarely heard since...)

What occurred April 2nd, 2014?

• AC/DC!
• Uncle wades into "Ginger vs. Mary Ann" AND "Joel vs. Mike."
• BIGELF!
• Mega-Rant 2: More Internet Dating Advice For Ladies Over 40!
• LACUNA COIL!
• Our very first Letter-To-The-Devil!
• ELOY!
• Crazy e-mails from sexually disturbed listeners!
• DEAD HEROES CLUB!
• Track 13: The Devil discusses Nuclear Poultry.
• HIDDEN MASTERS!
• A primitive forerunner of the much-maligned "News Mood."
• MOUNTAIN!

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DOWNLOAD VHUS Classic Encore v.6!
(First come, first served.)

STREAM VHUS v.6 @ Pod-O-Matic 

CONTACT US!
(We still check the InBox once in a while)

Thanks for listening!
Uncle D.L.

The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017?

Thanks for all the feedback on the antique photo of the guy with the beard. I'll try to have another equally goofy pic for you next time.

VHUS v.13 is back! (or just scroll to the bottom if you like beards)

Only one news item of any merit this week: We're officially pulling the plug on our MIXCLOUD page sometime this month any day now.    Why?   Something to do with that old expression "Use it, or lose it."

What occurred July 9th, 2014?

• OPETH!
• The shame and disgrace of Uncle's Netflix queue.
• MAGENTA!
• Arm-wrestling Jesus vs. Satan: The true story.
• KADAVAR!
• Hazardous things that dogs sniff out besides drugs?
• DEEP PURPLE!
• The horror mag you should NEVER trust for movie recommendations!
• ARJEN LUCASSEN!
• The Devil has a beef with certain record labels.
• YES!

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VHUS v.13 downloads NO LONGER AVAILABLE.

Bandwidth returns February 13th, along with VHUS Rarity 6!!

STREAM VHUS v.13 @ Pod-O-Matic 

CONTACT US!
(We still check the InBox now and then)

Thanks for listening!
Uncle D.L.

The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017?


 
Oh, one more thing.  I've been tasked with scanning and touching up a few thousand family photos from the dawn of time.  And I came across this one.




If your Mumford & Sons tribute band's bass player has disappeared, it's entirely possible he fell into a black hole and somehow became my great-great grand-uncle-father.   Or not.