Tuesday, May 28, 2019

I live In Missouri. And I've Never Been LESS Proud Of That Fact...








Editorially...  Random Musings...
  
Haven't had the correct weather conditions to wash or wax the Nitro in the past 6 weeks.    (It may NEVER come.) Thanks Global Warming.


I've always been ashamed of living in this backwards shithole called Missouri - and the recent draconian decision to slap down Pro-Choice just makes me ill.   And embarrassed.

Have started a Taiwan Sex Vacation savings jar.   $3.50 so far.   At the rate things are going here in the US of A... I might just stay.

Still planning on terminating my Facebook and Twitter accounts.   Only a matter of time. 

Remember The French Revolution and that whole guillotine thing?    It's time America follows that example.   Off with a few Republican heads, I say.   Hell, ALL of 'em.   Starting at the VERY top.
  

In case I didn't make this clear - or you were too stoned to get the gist of it the first (or second time) I mentioned it:

This is the FINAL cycle of VHUS repeats on  Pod-O-Matic.   When v.77 rolls late this summer, I will be shutting down the VHUS POM page for good and forever (all linked stream & download pages will fall like dominoes).   
I guess that means this blog will go away too.   Oh well.

Let's face facts: VHUS ain't coming back, kids, so there's no point in keeping the brand alive much longer.     (I "might" keep the VHUS Dropbox Archive active - just for shits - but I won't be promoting it anywhere.  A smart fan would bookmark it.)

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Two more VHUS Classic Encores make their final appearances on Pod-O-Matic this week!



 












 



What occurred January 21st, 2016?
  • JESS & THE ANCIENT ONES!
  • The bloodiest one-hit wonder in Top 40 history.
  • NICE BEAVER!
  • The Devil weighs in: Freddie Mercury’s wig… bad for business?
  • BLOODROCK!
  • 8-Track Memory: 3 heavenly albums from a hell of a band.
  • IL SEGNO DEL COMANDO!
  • Audrey goes trippin' in New Jersey.
  • SUBSIGNAL!
  • Not-so-family-friendly sex jokes from the Devil's little red book.
  • KARFAGEN!
  • More movies to avoid from Uncle's Netflix queue.
  • Breakfast with EDDIE MURPHY!
  • UNITOPIA!
  • Want to be a world-famous podcaster?   Why ask US how…?
PLUS: Plenty of sandalwood-fueled prog rock, metal, classic rock and caustic commentary. GET IT WHILE YOU CAN!

<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.51 from Pod-O-Matic>


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What occurred February 11th, 2016?
  • GRAVEYARD!
  • Where are the BEST radio groupies?  Uncle D.L. sez…
  • KARNATAKA!
  • 8-Track Memories: Flat tires, broken hearts and profane grannies.
  • WITCHCRAFT!
  • Audrey goes trippin' sans knickers.
  • STEVE ROTHERY!
  • More Irish humor from the Devil's joke book.
  • GAZPACHO!
  • A theoretical Netflix queue for Walter White.
  • THIN LIZZY!
  • One Uncle's opinion: 10 favorite long-departed local businesses.
  • PAATOS!
  • A classic cover from Reverend Sam.
PLUS: More blacklight-powered prog rock, metal, caustic commentary and classic rock obscura. GET IT WHILE YOU CAN!

<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.52 from Pod-O-Matic>











Visit the VHUS Archive @ Dropbox 
(18 curated classic episodes - Updated: May 14, 2019.





CONTACT VHUS!
(We still check the InBox now and then)







Thanks for listening!
Uncle D.L.

The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017

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From the UncleVision photo archives...  I couldn't find anything sexy this week.










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Monday, May 13, 2019

VHUS Christmas In May + A Potentially Naughty Vacation








Editorially... Still nuttin' this week.  Still wishing the weather would stop pissing about so I can wax my car while I have some free time.

Also still wishing I could turn up just one last decent legit romantic relationship before I turn 70.   (Full disclosure: I'm been researching Taiwan Sex Vacations to Pattaya, etc..    Probably my best alternative.)

Oh yeah... THIS IS IMPORTANT.   Just so nobody comes up with a big fucking look of shock and surprise on their faces when it actually happens - I am soon pulling the plug on my personal FACEBOOK page for good and forever.   I just can't handle the FB horseshit any longer.   
I'm dead certain I will not miss it for a minute.

And Twitter isn't too far behind... 

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Another fresh doublet of Classic Encores make their final appearance on Pod-O-Matic this week!   (And when they're gone, Uncle is gone....)



 


 








What occurred December 17th, 2015?

  • AVATARIUM!
  • How not to buy an Xmas present for your boyfriend.
  • GRAN TORINO!
  • Flashback 1976: When high school kids thought The Eagles were cool.
  • LONELY ROBOT!
  • It’s the final countdown! (sans cheesy synthesizers)
  • BLACK STAR RIDERS!
  • A red stocking full of Devilishly BAD holiday jokes!
  • ATOMIC ROOSTER!
  • Uncle's cult flicks for Christmas Eve!
  • ARABS IN ASPIC!
  • The VHUS crew writes pathetic letters to Santa!
  • Classic comedy from MONTY PYTHON!
And more yule-log-powered prog rock, metal, comedy and classic rock obscura. JOIN US!

<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.49 from Pod-O-Matic>


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What occured December 31st, 2015? Our silver-plated 50th episode!

  • BIGELF!
  • 25 pop culture icons we lost in 2015.
  • ELOY!
  • New Years’ Resolutions from Hell.
  • COMEDY OF ERRORS!
  • 8-Track Memory: That black comedian is crazy! (Not-PC-at-all!)
  • LACUNA COIL!
  • We should stop letting listeners submit jokes to The Devil.
  • MOUNTAIN!
  • More crap-tastic cinema from Uncle’s Bad Movie Library.
  • MOTORHEAD!
  • VHUS revisits a legendary listener letter.
  • DEAD HEROES CLUB!
  • Vintage comedy from STEVE MARTIN!
And more blacklight-powered prog rock, metal, comedy and classic rock obscura! JOIN US!

 
<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.50 from Pod-O-Matic>












Visit the VHUS Archive @ Dropbox 
(18 curated classic episodes - sometimes we change them.

UPDATE May 14th!!   We got off our shiny metal asses and FINALLY refreshed the Archive with FIVE more pre-owned episodes - all available for download at 128K!)


CONTACT VHUS!
(We still check the InBox now and then)







Thanks for listening!
Uncle D.L.

The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017

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From the UncleVision photo archives...  just one of my favorite pics of the late, great Doris Day - a lady who genuinely saved my life back in the Summer of 1996.   R.I.P.




 
 









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