Nothing new or spectacular to report this week, kids. Except this:
I've JUST about had it with Twitter, the most ANTI-social media on the planet. Someday, I hope to discover exactly WHAT I said (and WHO I said it to) that has made me so mind-fuckingly invisible there after 3 years. I'd gladly trade all 3400+ of my followers for 34 who would actually talk to me once in a blue moon. Sigh.
But let's face facts... Twitter is really built for a different generation than mine. You all KNOW that people over 60 just CAN'T be FUNNY, WITTY, and INTELLIGENT, right? Because that's a hipster job!! Yep.
Follow me if you wish... but don't bank on me sticking around Twitter too much longer. Because no clique will have me.
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Before we get down to business, our standard Podcasting Public Service Announcement:Kids, don't waste your bandwidth on pale, hipsterized imitation podcasts packing only a tiny fraction of Uncle's brains and experience... trust the kid-tested, stepmother-approved VERY HEAVY UNCLE SHOW.
This weeks' love offerings:
DOWNLOAD VHUS v.30
(Because you didn't do it back in 2015)
Also from March, 2015: Irish jokes from hell, plus music from WHYZDOM, TOUCHSTONE, GRAND TOUR, AMORPHIS, THE DEVIL'S BLOOD, WOLVERINE, THE BLACK and a bunch more blacklight-powered prog, metal, comedy and classic rock obscura!
DOWNLOAD VHUS v.31
(Because your mother would want you to)
And another flashback to January, 2017: Creepo The Clown fills in for a sneezy Devil, plus music from PINEAPPLE THIEF, GOBLIN REBIRTH, LOONYPARK, ORCHID, SE DELAN, DARKHER and more incense-fueled prog, metal, comedy and classic rock obscura than allowed by law!
DOWNLOAD VHUS v.65
(Because I said so, dammit!)
More episodes on the VHUS Home Page @ Pod-O-Matic!
Till next time,
Uncle D.L.
THE VERY HEAVY UNCLE SHOW
2014-2017