Today: A selection of The Devil's favorite Blonde jokes. Let us begin...
I saw Home Depot was carrying a new brand of paint called BLONDE.
Naturally I bought a gallon.
It's not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads very easily.
What do you give the blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.
Why do blondes wear wool underwear in the winter?
To keep their ankles warm.
It takes an hour to hollow out the head!
I once knew a blonde who I thought loved to party because she had TGIF painted on her shoes in glitter?
Turns out, it meant Toes Go In First!
I also knew a blonde who got fired from her job at the M&M factory after only ONE day.
She was the proofreader!
Time for one more...
My children, how do you tell if a BLONDE did your landscaping?
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
See... the bushes are darker because blondes... oh never mind...
Time for one more...
My children, how do you tell if a BLONDE did your landscaping?
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
See... the bushes are darker because blondes... oh never mind...
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