Uncle Returns to Full Power in VHUS Classic Encore 28!

This weeks' top story:

Still happening:  Uncle is actively seeking a new girlfriend.   Seriously.

Be aware that you'll be catching him on the rebound from a very malicious breaking-of-the heart.... but you will NOT find a nicer, cleaner, more charming low-mileage paramour anywhere on the planet.

You all know Uncle from the top down.   He's not perfect, but he's real.
  
Here's what Uncle would like YOU to bring to the table:

Age 40 - 50 preferred.   (Negotiable.)
English as first language, or a well-mastered second language.

Well educated, with the potential to develop an appreciation for progressive music, foreign film, and non-reality television.    A medium-level sense of humor is mandatory.

You must be honest, sincere, caring, sensitive and emotionally sound.   (We have a ZERO baggage policy.)   No bullshit, no lies, no excuses.

Alcoholic?  Pill junkie?  Gambling addict?   Compulsive liar?   PASS!!
 
NO part-time boyfriends, ex-lovers, or lingering husbands allowed.  Period.
Children?   Must be grown, gone and self-supporting. 
Grandchildren?   As above.

Real Life: You absolutely do not have to be an ex-supermodel or one of those "Featured MILFs" from Pornhub.    An "Average" physique across the board is perfectly satisfactory.  (But not too much "Above" average...)

Tall?   Petite?   Curvy?   Blonde?   Ginger?   Brunette?   Dominant?  Submissive?     I don't care.     But teeth ARE required.

Body piercings?  Nope.   Ink?  The less the better.
  Minimal domestic skills required.    Pay commensurate with experience.

Address SERIOUS inquiries to our e-mail addy below.
   
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New (old) to Pod-O-Matic this week:

<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.28 HERE>

What occurred February 11th, 2015?

• OPETH!
• Uncle D.L. returns to active duty!
• BIG BIG TRAIN!
• The Devil reveals his college major!
• MESSENGER!
• How to ignore a boring new roommate!
• ORCHID!
• Audrey's World Series Of Heavy Listeners!
• LUNATIC SOUL!
• A convent full of Devilish nun jokes!
• HAWKWIND!
• Korea makes monster movies? 
• SPINAL TAP!

Plus more blacklight-fueled prog rock, metal, comedy and classic rock obscura!      
Very Heavy, Very Uncle.

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DOWNLOAD VHUS v.28 HERE

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Thanks for listening!
Uncle D.L.

The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017?

By popular demand: The triumphant return of family photos from the archive. 

Long before I was a gleam in my father's eye.... My "Big Brother" Halbert plays hide-and-seek with the camera.

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