Uncle briefly returns to active duty in the Reduced Fat VHUS v.27

This weeks' top story:

Against my better judgement, Uncle is actively seeking a new girlfriend.

Be aware that you'll be catching him on the rebound from a very malicious breaking-of-the heart.... but you will NOT find a nicer, cleaner, more charming low-mileage paramour anywhere on the planet.

What  Uncle would like you to bring to the table:

Age 40 - 50 preferred.   (Slightly negotiable.)
English as first language, or a well-mastered second language.

Well educated, with an appreciation for progressive music, foreign film, and non-reality television.    A medium-level sense of humor is mandatory.

You must be honest, sincere, caring, sensitive and emotionally sound.   (We have a ZERO baggage policy.)   No bullshit, no lies, no excuses.

Alcoholic?  Pill junkie?  Gambling addict?   Compulsive liar?   PASS!!
 
NO part-time boyfriends, ex-lovers, or lingering husbands allowed.  Period.
Children?   Must be grown, gone and self-supporting. 
Grandchildren?   As above.

Appearance: You don't have to be an ex-supermodel or one of those "Featured MILFs" from Pornhub.    An "Average" physique across the board is perfectly satisfactory.  (But not too much "Above" average...)   Tall?   Petite?    Blonde?  Ginger?   Brunette?   We don't care.     
Teeth ARE required.

Body piercings?  NO.   Ink?  The less the better.   Zero is best.  


Minimal domestic skills required.

Address serious inquiries to our e-mail addy below.
   
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New (old) to Pod-O-Matic this week:

<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.27 HERE>

What occurred January 28th, 2015?

Uncle D.L. is just healthy enough to make a few cameos on this "Reduced Fat" VHUS.     Across the console: LUCI and Audrey take one more stab at filling Uncle's size 11’s, with kid-tested tracks from ANEKDOTEN, TRANSATLANTIC, ANATHEMA, KANSAS, AFTER FOREVER and WINDHAND, plus un-PC comedy from THE CREDIBILITY GAP.

Very Heavy, Mostly Uncle.

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Sorry, but once again there are NO family photos from the archive.
Not sure when I will be in a sharing mood again.    If ever.

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