Sunday, March 5, 2017

VHUS World Series Of HEAVY Listeners: February 2017!!



















And now for your dining and dancing pleasure, from UncleVision Labs...

THE VERY HEAVY UNCLE SHOW'S 15 HEAVIEST NATIONS IN THE WORLD (USA-excluded) as determined by total streams and downloads over the month of February, 2017!

1   United Kingdom & Russia  TIE!!!
2   Brazil
3   Finland
4   Belgium
5   Canada

6   Czech Republic
7   Italy
8   Somalia
9   Poland
10   France

11   Singapore
12   Mexico
13   Kenya
14   Spain
15   New Zealand

Well done, everyone!




So... how did the UK and RUSSIA tie for first place?

After we cranked (and re-cranked) the February data through our magic statistics equation (I have 4 degrees - so don't even start), the final scores for The UK and RUSSIA were SO close that most accepted methods of data analysis would consider them statistically identical.
   
So we didn't argue.










UPCOMING PROGRAMME STUFF!
Thursday, March 9:
The return of VHUS Classic Encore v.54!
Monday, March 13:
VHUS Rewind v.64:  More Essential Albums from The Uncle-Basket!
Thursday, March 16:
Premiere: VHUS Volume 70 - Classic Celtic Rock Special!
Monday, March 20:
I might do a poll of some sort.








On second thought... DON'T follow me on Twitter!!   The VAST majority of the people on Twitter are stuck-up, clique-ish, narcissistic jerks who are barely 5% as funny, talented and imaginative as they think they are.   99.9% of them couldn't write a quality pun if you held a gun to their fucking heads.   (God help us if the future of mankind rests on the shoulders of the oh-so-very-very-special "@Midnight Winners")  Truth: I'm just SO FUCKING SICK of the people on Twitter, I'm probably just a few hours away from nuking my account from orbit (it's the only way to be sure). Enjoy it while you can!!







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