"The woman of my dreams didn't just throw me under the bus... she paid the driver $500 to back up and run over me again and again until I looked more like a pizza than a man. Lucky for me, the poor bastard couldn't crush my heart - that vital organ had already been expertly removed and devoured."
"As for where she got that $500... let's just say she (and her lip gloss) worked hard for the money, and I'll leave the rest to your vivid imaginations."
- Uncle D.L.
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New (old) to Pod-O-Matic this week:
<DOWNLOAD VHUS v.32 HERE>
What occurred April 9th, 2015?
- GLASS HAMMER!
- The Gates Of Hell: A mis-guided tour.
- NIGHTWISH!
- Uncle D.L.'s favorite fax machine story.
- FISH ON FRIDAY!
- Virus-free online porn? We show you where!
- LONELY ROBOT!
- Netflix: 2 films you MUST see and 3 more to avoid.
- ALPHATAURUS!
- Import comedy from ROWAN ATKINSON!
Very Heavy, Very Uncle.
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Uncle D.L.
The Very Heavy Uncle Show
2014 - 2017?
From the family photo archive.
Back to basics: My favorite picture of my Grandfather (Dad's side). Late 1950's?
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