Monday, February 13, 2017

VHUS: More Of The Worst Of Track 13!





TRACK 13 transcript from VHUS v.29
(Original debut: February 25, 2015) 

A few weeks ago, we covered blondes.  This week let’s poke some not-so good natured fun at the GINGER community. 

Fatboy once said that every ginger he’s ever loved did not hesitate to break his heart.

I’ve got your back, fatboy!   Let’s roll!

Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
A: Bricks can get laid.

Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealistic?
A: Well for starters there’s a ginger kid with TWO friends!


Q: Why are ginger kids the lucky ones when they sleep over at Michael Jackson's house? 
A: They get their own room! (Devil laughs)

Q: What’s the worst selling erotic novel of all time? 
A: 50 Shades of Ginger! (Devil laughs)
But if was about TINA LOUISE, I’D buy it.






Time for one more! 
Q: What do you get when your transporter mixes Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy? 
A: You get a red headed bitch with a yeast infection!
(Devil laughs)   Ooooh, that's nasty!



















UPCOMING PROGRAMME STUFF!

Thursday, February 16:
Premiere: The All-New VHUS v.68!


Monday, February 20:
Probably a reprint of an article from 2014 that
nobody bothered to read the first time... who knows?

Thursday, February 23:
The revenge of VHUS Classic Encore v.53!

Monday, February 27:
The Worst Of "Letter To The Devil"











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